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Every now and then, we'll come across a movie with such a phenomenal
WTF factor that we just gotta give it a write up. Even if we haven't seen it yet.
Every now and then, we'll come across a movie with such a phenomenal
WTF factor that we just gotta give it a write up. Even if we haven't seen it yet.
Regarding Jenny, from Maddy G. Productions is exactly that kind of movie.
The plot? Well, it's simple enough fare for an adult feature. A young lady moves out west with the dream of making it big on the silver screen. When life beats her down over and over again until she just can't goddamned handle it anymore, she decides to take her boyfriend's advice and move to Erie, Pennsylvania to become a contact star for a porn studio.
Wait...her boyfriend's advice is to give up her dreams and move to Erie, PA to do porn?
What a dickhead boyfriend. Honestly. Giving up mainstream acting to follow a porn career is A-fucking-okay with me, but his advice is to move away from California to make porn in fucking Erie? Shit, maybe if she really works hard, she can get a gig in Macungie, PA, too!
What a dickhead.
Anyway, she moves to...ugh...Erie to be with the man she loves, and to, you know, make porno. Simple enough, right? Here's the catch: the star of this bold new adventure in filmmaking is a young lady by the name of Jenny Densuke, who you may have never heard of before. Mostly due to the fact that she's a highly-priced sex doll. And we don't mean that in the way that a lot of porno starlets are referred to as "cute little fuckdolls" and stuff like that. I mean that Jenny Densuke is actually a doll. A realdoll, actually. Surely you've heard of them by now. They're incredibly expensive and realistic. They're said to be so realistic, in fact, that they appear to be human to many people. Which to me, would make them seem a lot like corpses. But that's just me, I guess.
So, I could go on and on about this, and I'm sure I will, but it's probably best that you watch the trailer first.
http://www.youtube.com/mariemadison
Done? Okay, so...uh, yeah. Pretty good stuff, right? I can't decide what I liked better - the visual of the doll "fingering" Jade Houston or the part where the dude puts a drink in her hand, which has got to be one of the absolute saddest things I've ever seen in my life. Getting a sex doll drunk so she'll screw you? I know I'm breaking the fourth wall here by repeatedly mentioning the fact that it's a doll over and over again, but come on...how the shit are you gonna play that off with a straight face? Hell, they even poke some fun at it themselves. Did you notice the Lars and the Real Girl DVD case in there? That shit's what film students call "self-reflexive" (but don't worry if you don't know what that means. Film students are douchebags.).
Anyway, all jokes and crabbiness aside, I'm actually chomping at the bit to see this thing. It looks at least a billion times more entertaining than the average porno fare (fuck you, Paul Thomas), and at least a trillion times more original that the usual alt-porno fare (fuck you, winkytinki!).
And yes...I know that there are a lot of doll fetishists out there who really and truly dig on this shit, and hell, fair fucks to 'em. I don't share the fetish myself, but there aren't many popular fetishes out there that I do find myself able to indulge in (except for smoking, stockings, physical violence, and snot and puke themed pornography). If this is the shit a dude wants to watch to get his dick hard, right on, man. It kind of gives new meaning to the whole "women as objects" argument, too, and could even be viewed as a triumph of post-modernism, if I was one of those douchebaggy film-students I mentioned (and I'm not...anymore).
So keep an eye out. This one's something special.
The complete review can be found here: http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vcG9wcG9ybi5jb20vbm9kZS8xMTg3
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