This week, Adult Video Stores are looking at What's New on October 6th,
because they have to place their orders now in order to actually have the
DVD Titles on their shelves come that Tuesday.
October 6th, Pulse Distribution is releasing 14 New Releases, among them
our film "Regarding Jenny".
Topping the mix is new stuff from Vivid, Penthouse and our new big sister
Jenna Jameson with a delicious looking little number called "Nikita Loves Jenna".
We don't really even play in the same league as these Studio's, and we certainly
don't share an audience with them - so our "Jenny" isn't in any real competition
here.
And since we're pretty sure that most of our audience is straight, you can remove
the gay titles. Although, "Pounding Jake Bareback" from our new label mate
Jake Cruise has peaked my interest.
We're all pretty sure that none of our people are going to give a fuck about
"Big Dick Gloryholes #3", "MILF Hunter 12", or even "Big Tit Boss 8", that
leaves us with one big contender for the discretionary income of our
core fan base come the 6th.
"Bang A Midget"
Pulse Distribution lists the Top 3 Reasons Why you want This Movie:
Stella doesn't have to drop to her knees
Pocket Sized Pornstar, Stella Marie gets down and dirty
Stella Packs Twice the sexiness of a normal sized Pornstar into half the frame
Okay, you got me right there with Number 1.
To be fair, here's "Regarding Jenny"
And Pulse's Top 3 Reasons why you want This Movie:
It's the only movie of it's kind, starring an Abyss Creations RealDoll (tm)
PopPorn.com says "It's a Triumph of Post-Modernism", and HotMoviesForHer.com say "It's the first porn parody I ever truly loved"
You'll be the hero of every bachelor / frat party if you bring a copy.
Because I'm a Producer on "Regarding Jenny", yet I still have to see "Bang A Midget".
Come October 6th, choose wisely.
- Mark
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